Mar. 30, 2012 @ 4:59 PM _

dinnerpartydan:

DEAR GOD

THE BEENIS IS REAL

Jan. 19, 2012 @ 4:38 PM _

These count as notes, right?

(Source: foxycleverpatra, via yourheartismyhome)

Jan. 10, 2012 @ 7:31 PM _

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[Dear Andrew, I’ve ventured off to fight the demon hoards of Bachereth in the Kingdom of Timmeroo. Turns out their weakness is clean dishes. I didn’t have a chance to do them could you? Thank you! <3 Kevin]

Possibly the most interesting way of telling someone to do the dishes…

Jan. 7, 2012 @ 2:18 AM _

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“POOP”

Jan. 6, 2012 @ 4:56 PM _

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[Good Morning! Systems check]

Apparently when I wake up, it’s like booting up a computer because I have to slowly check to verify that all my body parts are functioning

Jan. 6, 2012 @ 4:53 PM _

[Dude! Look under your bed!]

An early birthday gift! BOGGLE!

(Source: notesfrommyroommate)

Jan. 6, 2012 @ 4:50 PM _

[It’s a girl! <3 Kevin + Steph]

I found this note on my computer, as well as a watermelon with my face drawn on it laying on my bed. I assume that’s the baby Kevin was talking about before…

(Source: notesfrommyroommate)

Jan. 4, 2012 @ 10:58 PM _

• Kevin: Sometimes, i wish someone would come in here and puke on everything! That would be funny!
• Me: At Jimmy John's?
• Kevin: Yeah!

Jan. 4, 2012 @ 10:55 PM _

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[I looked up boobjob prices and decided that I should just keep stuffing or a while :(. <3 Kevin]

Felt like Stocking was oddly appropriate in this one…

Jan. 4, 2012 @ 4:44 PM _

“lol”